Lily, female cat
A man by the name of Ian Baxter had suspected all his life that his cat might be a narcissist, but it wasn't until he took his cat, Lily, to the vet and got an official diagnosis. Even though he had already suspected it, he was still shocked to find that Lily had scored a 100% on the narcissistic test. During the test, Lily had shown a great deal of inflated self importance, glaring at the vet whenever he ceased petting her as if to say, "Why did you stop? Did I say you could stop? Continue my massage, pathetic mortal."
Not only did this demonstrate an exaggerated sense of self importance on Lily's part, it also showed that she needed excessive admiration. If you stopped petting her, she would eventually stop glaring and start letting out soft pitiful meows, clearly cries for attention. She expected to be recognized as superior without having any of the achievements to warrant such credibility.
She's extremely manipulative, often letting out pitiful meows at 2 o'clock in the morning making you think she's hungry. Turns out, her food bowl is always full. This is clearly a ploy to see how much control she has over her owner. She wants to see how much more resources she can drain before completely detaching from the owner by jumping out the window and returning three months later like nothing even happened. The owner always happily takes his cat back no matter how many times she ditches him for the homeless cats on the street.
Lily knows that her owner will always take her back no matter how many times she emotionally abuses him (hissing when he tries to pet her), mentally abuses him (playing mind games by being playful one minute and mean the next) or physically abuses him (biting, scratching). Unless the owner, Ian Baxter, decides to develop some self-respect and kick this cat out of his house, he may be in for a long life of domestic cat abuse, trauma and manipulation.
Not only did this demonstrate an exaggerated sense of self importance on Lily's part, it also showed that she needed excessive admiration. If you stopped petting her, she would eventually stop glaring and start letting out soft pitiful meows, clearly cries for attention. She expected to be recognized as superior without having any of the achievements to warrant such credibility.
She's extremely manipulative, often letting out pitiful meows at 2 o'clock in the morning making you think she's hungry. Turns out, her food bowl is always full. This is clearly a ploy to see how much control she has over her owner. She wants to see how much more resources she can drain before completely detaching from the owner by jumping out the window and returning three months later like nothing even happened. The owner always happily takes his cat back no matter how many times she ditches him for the homeless cats on the street.
Lily knows that her owner will always take her back no matter how many times she emotionally abuses him (hissing when he tries to pet her), mentally abuses him (playing mind games by being playful one minute and mean the next) or physically abuses him (biting, scratching). Unless the owner, Ian Baxter, decides to develop some self-respect and kick this cat out of his house, he may be in for a long life of domestic cat abuse, trauma and manipulation.